The Kingdom of Ulternativicatica is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 2.449 billion Ulternativicaticans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Ulternativicatican economy, worth 114 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,568 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, Ulternativicatican Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and Ulternativicatica has designated Ulternativicatica City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ulternativicatica's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ulternativicatica is ranked 13,919^th in the world and 303^rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,482.74 on the Clooney Contribution Index.