Population | 1.537 billion |
Capital | Amusci |
Leader | Mascianui Ama Casmalamuan |
Faith | Un |
Currency | Unicanai |
Animal | Magimisunica |
The Republic of Unicanaimagimislaland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Mascianui Ama Casmalamuan with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working population of 1.537 billion Unicanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amusci. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.
The thriving Unicanaimagimislalandian economy, worth 125 trillion Unicanais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,906 Unicanais, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", and officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Unicanaimagimislaland's national animal is the Magimisunica, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Un.
Unicanaimagimislaland is ranked 140,069th in the world and 6,653rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.83 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Unicanaimagimislaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Unicanaimagimislaland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Unicanaimagimislaland's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Unicanaimagimislaland was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Unicanaimagimislaland ceased to exist in Chicken overlords.
- : Unicanaimagimislaland's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in Unicanaimagimislaland, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Unicanaimagimislaland, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
- : Following new legislation in Unicanaimagimislaland, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Unicanaimagimislaland, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.