The Stellar Democracy of Unicross is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Val Arcos with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.616 billion Unirians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vuria. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Unirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,142 trillion zyes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 203,462 zyes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Val Arcos's bedroom, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime is totally unknown. Unicross's national animal is the luvopi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Unicross is ranked 13,349^th in the world and 6^th in Poschomenia for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,632.03 on the Gilded Widget Scale.