The United Socialist States of Uniwerse is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by JulDux with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.044 billion Uniwerseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poznań. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Uniwersean economy, worth 197 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,390 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uniwerse's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Uniwerse is ranked 261,599^th in the world and 9,983^rd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,819.89 Standard Monetary Units.