The Free Land of Utopis is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 631 million Utopisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aryan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.3%.

The very strong Utopisian economy, worth 43.2 trillion Blancoes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,436 Blancoes, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Utopisian grocery store, and foreign governments regularly accuse the Utopisian military of war crimes. Crime is a problem. Utopis's national animal is the White Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Utopis is ranked 278,636^th in the world and 100^th in Fifth Empire for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.07 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.