The Kingdom of God of Vacrus is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Priest Aurotimus VI with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, avowedly heterosexual populace, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 3.56 billion Vacrusians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Huerna. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Vacrusian economy, worth 430 trillion Vacussiars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 120,906 Vacussiars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, saying the word 'eggplant' is now a criminal offense, and artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vacrus's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Vacrus is ranked 3,989^th in the world and 14^th in The Western Isles for Safest, scoring 134.42 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.