Population | 25.767 billion |
Capital | Bainbridge |
Leader | Emperor Constantine I |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | White-tailed Eagle |
The Empire of Valcouria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Constantine I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 25.767 billion Valcourians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bainbridge. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Valcourian economy, worth an astonishing 10,363 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 402,188 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.
Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, students do more community service than homework, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and labour strikes are routinely squashed by police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valcouria's national animal is the White-tailed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Valcouria is ranked 31,589th in the world and 29th in Anteria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,497.87 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Valcouria, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
- : Following new legislation in Valcouria, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites.
- : Following new legislation in Valcouria, students do more community service than homework.
- : Valcouria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Valcouria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Following new legislation in Valcouria, statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty.
- : Following new legislation in Valcouria, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
- : Valcouria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Valcouria, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
- : Valcouria lodged a message on the Anteria Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 16 » Lesser Velutaria, Whitmarche, Speke, Foxomexra, San Calia, The Modern New Spanish Empire, Greater Efrafa, Sab Demenr, Swinas, Bro Wyned, Ariree, Krobach, La Riojania, Anahuac, The Trilla Gang Mafia, and La Montilla.