The People's Republic of Valvia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the VPC with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 3.797 billion Komrades have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Vae. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Komradian economy, worth 507 trillion Sosial Kredíts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 133,631 Sosial Kredíts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, and prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valvia's national animal is the Pijón, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chézizm.

Valvia is ranked 7,631^st in the world and 2^nd in The Creeds for Safest, scoring 124.81 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.