The Federation of Vancili is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lmaoz with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.681 billion Vancilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vincal. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Vancilian economy, worth a remarkable 5,684 trillion Vancils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,207 Vancils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vancili's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Vancili is ranked 850^th in the world and 6^th in Canada for Highest Food Quality, scoring 378.72 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.