The Serene Empire of Venitalica is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Martialis Tullus Valerius with an iron fist, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.701 billion En Italicanos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valeria. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Italican economy, worth a remarkable 1,616 trillion Venis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 209,864 Venis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Discarded pennies litter the streets, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Venitalica's national animal is the Kartal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Iglesia de Martialis.

Venitalica is ranked 23,017^th in the world and 1^st in SUNSCIVSOC for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,083.68 on the Clooney Contribution Index.