The Democratic Republic of Vietnameses is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 260 million Eses are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 42.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Vietnamesesian economy, worth 11.9 trillion Vietnamese dong a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,600 Vietnamese dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People queue for valets instead of parking spaces, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, a surprisingly large portion of the national budget is allocated to purchasing MMORPG "Elite Gold Loot Boxes", and excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vietnameses's national animal is the Water buffalo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Vietnameses is ranked 46,256^th in the world and 144^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 103.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.