The Kingdom of Viratkohli is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 703 million Viratkohlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akhil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.4%.

The very strong Viratkohlian economy, worth 48.9 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 69,605 Rupees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,698 per year while the poor average 18,137, a ratio of 11.5 to 1.

The nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, and Calvinball training often involves digging escape tunnels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Viratkohli's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Viratkohli is ranked 125,040^th in the world and 199^th in Astoria for Highest Food Quality, scoring 18.76 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.