The Republic of Vlindia is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 114 million Vlindians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 9.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Vlindian economy, worth 7.42 trillion Vallians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,089 Vallians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's Twitcher account is typically used to share Swiftlets memes rather than government policy, time flies when you're not having fun, the single fish caught by Vlindian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Vlindia's thriving fisheries, and the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vlindia's national animal is the Swiftlets , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Vlindia is ranked 254,481^st in the world and 86^th in Hive for Largest Populations, with 114 million capita.