The Ríkiav of Voeyetska is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dexter Emilsson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.275 billion Voeyetskans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sjédal. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Voeyetskan economy, worth 293 trillion Vætás a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 89,677 Vætás, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dexter Emilsson can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, and photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Dexter Emilsson's bedroom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Voeyetska's national animal is the Vœyetskan Fox.

Voeyetska is ranked 3,219^th in the world and 1^st in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,606.97 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.