The Empire of Volcanca is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and public floggings. The quiet, industrious population of 3.668 billion Volcans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hentai Town. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Volcan economy, worth 379 trillion Toe Nails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,553 Toe Nails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Volcan tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Volcanca's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Volcanca is ranked 125,013^th in the world and 339^th in United States of America for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,521.9 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.