Population | 1.818 billion |
Capital | Greater Talacomsta |
Leader | Grand Kaiser Leopold the 1st |
Faith | Catholic Teutonism |
Currency | Slawisch Mark |
Animal | Griffin |
The Fünftes Kaiserreich of Vordoslavia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Kaiser Leopold the 1st with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.818 billion Vordoslavians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater Talacomsta. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Vordoslavian economy, worth 244 trillion Slawisch Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 134,641 Slawisch Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, and bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vordoslavia's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholic Teutonism.
Vordoslavia is ranked 22,548th in the world and 10th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,697.65 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vordoslavia lodged a message on the Union of Christian Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Vordoslavia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Vordoslavia lodged a message on the Union of Christian Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Vordoslavia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Vordoslavia was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Norfshire.
- : Vordoslavia's influence in Union of Christian Nations rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Vordoslavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Vordoslavia was endorsed by The People's Monarchy of Das-Man.
- : Vordoslavia's influence in Union of Christian Nations rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Vordoslavia was endorsed by The Christian States of Gideon.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 5 » Union of the Orklanders, Praias Calmas, Gideon, Das-Man, and Norfshire.