The Socialist Republic of Vorgodria is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Great Secretary with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 4.579 billion Vorgodrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba Longa. The average income tax rate is 80.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Vorgodrian economy, worth 467 trillion Vrodkods a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 102,170 Vrodkods, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vorgodria's national animal is the Vorgodrian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Sardinism.

Vorgodria is ranked 238,658^th in the world and 8,943^rd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,331.91 Standard Monetary Units.