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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,888thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,702nd
The Pseudocyberocracy of
Father Knows Best State
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Voznesheim

Population8.043 billion

CapitalProagopolis
Leader01100001 01110011 01100011 01100101 0110

CurrencyByte
Animalvortigaunt

The Pseudocyberocracy of Voznesheim is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 01100001 01110011 01100011 01100101 0110 with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.043 billion Voznesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Proagopolis. The average income tax rate is 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Voznesheimian economy, worth a remarkable 1,009 trillion Bytes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,543 Bytes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Voznesheimian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, and vacationing Voznesians expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Voznesheim's national animal is the vortigaunt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Voznesheim is ranked 215,106th in the world and 6,159th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 32.9274442042 days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,888thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,046thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,702ndBest Weather: 14,830thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,881stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,051stMost Developed: 16,578thSmartest Citizens: 17,983rdMost Advanced Public Education: 18,456thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,967thMost Secular: 19,287thHealthiest Citizens: 20,545thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,353rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,892ndHighest Food Quality: 22,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,574thMost Cultured: 24,669thLargest Black Market: 25,770thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,969thLargest Retail Industry: 26,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,574thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,049th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 483rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 636th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 769th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 837th in the regionBest Weather: 876th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 885th in the regionMost Developed: 935th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 999th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Voznesheim's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Voznesheim's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Voznesheim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Voznesheim's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Voznesheim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Voznesheim was refounded in Balder.
  • : Voznesheim ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : Voznesheim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Voznesheim was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Voznesheim was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.

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