The Constitutional Democracy of Vulxo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Free Market with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.149 billion Vulxoians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nucleartopia. The average income tax rate is 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Vulxoist economy, worth a remarkable 1,665 trillion Flopereums a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 323,555 Flopereums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, populations of two-headed Desert Lynxes have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins, and The Free Market can't hear a thing when the unwashed masses throw rocks at the new state limousine. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vulxo's national animal is the Desert Lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Stalkerian.

Vulxo is ranked 282,660^th in the world and 94^th in Nevadia for Safest, scoring 4.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.