The Colony of Wahasia is a large, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 50 million Wahasians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 62.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Wahasian economy, worth 1.96 trillion Wahdias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,263 Wahdias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Wahasia, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and tourists call Wahasian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wahasia's national animal is the Camel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wahasia is ranked 266,479^th in the world and 2,899^th in the Pacific for Largest Populations, with 50.0 million capita.