The Imperial and Royal Crown of Walbard is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Carlisle I with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The cheerful population of 26.273 billion Walbardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Walbard City. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Walbardian economy, worth a remarkable 5,709 trillion Viras a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 217,313 Viras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military will start wars with other nations on a lark, the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed King Carlisle I-care by its detractors, paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime is totally unknown. Walbard's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglicanism.

Walbard is ranked 17,322^nd in the world and 10^th in The Walbard Union for Safest, scoring 115.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.