The Incorporated States of Wallendom is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 353 million Wallendomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Wallonia. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Wallendomian economy, worth 31.9 trillion Wallas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 90,247 Wallas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Leader sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy, investigative reports into the government's latest violation of civilian rights are stored in the fiction aisle, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wallendom's national animal is the Parakeet, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallendom is ranked 50,297^th in the world and 23^rd in The Walbard Union for Most Patriotic, with 27.36 flags saluted per person per day.