The Republic of Walovstina is a very large, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 180 million Walovstinans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The tiny, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.

The Walovstinan economy, worth 8.52 trillion Slavus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,316 Slavus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Walovstina's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Walovstina is ranked 77,900^th in the world and 31^st in Audinesca for Most Corrupt Governments, with 21.68 kickbacks per hour.