The Constitutional Monarchy of Warkland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 218 million Warkish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Warkish economy, worth 9.04 trillion Sterling Pounds a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,486 Sterling Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, and guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Warkland's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Warkland is ranked 91,000^th in the world and 179^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 283.14 on the Clooney Contribution Index.