The United States of Warwolfian is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President William Bishop with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.521 billion Warwolfianese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iowa City. The average income tax rate is 44.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Warwolfianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,186 trillion Wolfian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,911 Wolfian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, and weekends are spent tilting at windmills. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Warwolfian's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nerdy Iowanism.

Warwolfian is ranked 19,489^th in the world and 254^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 48.05 flags saluted per person per day.