The Federal Republic of Waseand is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Robert Mills with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, compulsory gun ownership, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.521 billion Waseandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloxy City. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Waseandian economy, worth 351 trillion Memedollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,840 Memedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, child shoplifters spend half their youth behind bars, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Waseand's national animal is the Ye Old Dage, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Waseand is ranked 12,740^th in the world and 3^rd in Underworld for Safest, scoring 118.36 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.