The Free Land of Weaklings is a large, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 76 million Weaklings hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 36.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Weaklinian economy, worth 3.71 trillion Sporks a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 48,862 Sporks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what Leader is wearing this season, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, and there's no such thing as bad publicity. Crime is totally unknown. Weaklings's national animal is the Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weaklings is ranked 259,119^th in the world and 49^th in Cutie Pookies for Largest Populations, with 76.0 million capita.