The Allied States of Weaselvania is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.058 billion Weaselvanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 43.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Weaselvanian economy, worth 45.8 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,272 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Weaselvania's national animal is the Weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Weaselvania is ranked 86,072^nd in the world and 73^rd in The Eternal Order for Safest, scoring 87.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.