The Theocracy of WesternEasternSchism is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Pope with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 1.372 billion Schismians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Spirituality, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy See. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Schismian economy, worth 102 trillion florins a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,936 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime is totally unknown. WesternEasternSchism's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

WesternEasternSchism is ranked 195,005^th in the world and 66^th in Union of Christian Nations for Largest Populations, with 1.37 billion capita.