The Constitutional Monarchy of Westswedia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime minister Fox löfven with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 4.469 billion Westswedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westswedia city metropolitan area. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Westswedian economy, worth 686 trillion Weseds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,535 Weseds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only adults may purchase violent video games, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, Westswedia isn't what it used to be, and the Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westswedia's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Westswedia is ranked 18,274^th in the world and 1,322^nd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.16 law-abiding acts per hour.