The Community of Wintyrill is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.13 billion Wintyrillians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wintyrillian economy, worth 241 trillion silvyrs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 113,196 silvyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Wintyrillian pirates, the best defense is a good fence, trains and passengers alike are often late, and flags are commonly used as bonfire kindling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wintyrill's national animal is the rat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wintyrill is ranked 1,048^th in the world and 15^th in The Leftist Assembly for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 5,333.83 on the Clooney Contribution Index.