The Grand Duchy of Wizardonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arch-Mage Mario with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.604 billion Wizardonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sorceria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Wizardonian economy, worth a remarkable 9,948 trillion Sigils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 421,471 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown. Wizardonia's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Wizardonia is ranked 290,909^th in the world and 337^th in Forest for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.15 kickbacks per hour.