The Empire of Wolvesosaurus is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 189 million Wolvesosaurusians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 77.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Wolvesosaurusian economy, worth 5.95 trillion Wolvesosaurus Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 31,469 Wolvesosaurus Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring, and the military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolvesosaurus's national animal is the Wolvesosaurus , which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wolvesosaurus is ranked 96,860^th in the world and 196^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,526.08 on the Gilded Widget Scale.