The Kingdom of Woolfbetia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Nubedias III with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.279 billion Woolfbetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ederrena. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolfbetian economy, worth 502 trillion Gold Donut Notes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,248 Gold Donut Notes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woolfbetia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Woolfbetia is ranked 38,111^th in the world and 462^nd in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.48 law-abiding acts per hour.