The People's Republic of Woxi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Wulfstan Corna with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.244 billion Woxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Montelox. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Woxian economy, worth 335 trillion Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,542 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Woxi to be bombproof, and it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woxi's national animal is the Kinkajou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wicca.

Woxi is ranked 54,647^th in the world and 75^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,599.83 on the Gilded Widget Scale.