Population | 3.14 billion |
Capital | Akaijiyu |
Leader | Divine Emperor Killer Mike |
Faith | Michaelism |
Currency | Xagean Credit |
Animal | Killer Mike |
The Killer Mike Confederacy of Xagea is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Divine Emperor Killer Mike with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.14 billion Xagues have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akaijiyu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Xague economy, worth 527 trillion Xagean Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,022 Xagean Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.
Anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime is almost non-existent. Xagea's national animal is the Killer Mike, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Michaelism.
Xagea is ranked 23,209th in the world and 1st in Right or Leftovers for Most Cultured, scoring 87 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Xagea, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
- : Following new legislation in Xagea, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications.
- : Following new legislation in Xagea, sly spies try to rely on national allies so that they don't die.
- : Xagea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Xagea, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
- : Following new legislation in Xagea, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right.
- : Following new legislation in Xagea, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
- : Following new legislation in Xagea, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
- : Following new legislation in Xagea, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
- : Xagea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.