The Democratic and Free Land of Xarikistan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sebastian Natale with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 4.269 billion Xarikistani hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Modvil. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xarikistani economy, worth 521 trillion Xaris a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,060 Xaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, the prevalence of circular logic frequently renders parliamentary observers dizzy, and gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages. Crime is totally unknown. Xarikistan's national animal is the Stimson's Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Xarikistan is ranked 51,843^rd in the world and 56^th in Astoria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.66 law-abiding acts per hour.