The Proletarian Monarchy of Xenmor is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Torkon xiumen with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 7.485 billion Xenmorens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of tundra world of Xenmor-Tou System. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenmoren economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion Juh worker credits or debts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 264,623 Juh worker credits or debts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, and even God cannot save you in Xenmor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenmor's national animal is the Endormus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The 6 deities.

Xenmor is ranked 36,664^th in the world and 19^th in The United Federations for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 800.01 on the Clooney Contribution Index.