The Technocratic State of Xolaya is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Central Command with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.503 billion Xolayans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sector 1. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Xolayan economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Biskarnis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 200,815 Biskarnis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xolaya's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State Secularism.

Xolaya is ranked 5,283^rd in the world and 1^st in PSUSH for Safest, scoring 130.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.