The Socialist Empire of Xomilad is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Umberto III with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.772 billion Xomiladians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Triest. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Xomiladian economy, worth 270 trillion Hammers a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,626 Hammers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xomilad's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.

Xomilad is ranked 50,967^th in the world and 1^st in United ItalianSpeaking Empires or UISE for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 606.66 on the Clooney Contribution Index.