The Empire of Yerrrr is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yeet Sir Daddy with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 10.92 billion Yerrrrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeet Time Square. The average income tax rate is 80.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yerrrrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,385 trillion Lost Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 310,032 Lost Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, those who turn the other cheek seem to enjoy being slapped just a little too much, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yerrrr's national animal is the 2 Headed Snapping Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yerrrr is ranked 31,805^th in the world and 20^th in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.83 law-abiding acts per hour.