The Eternal Empire of Yetaltiania-Jenabran is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Yargo Yetal with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.687 billion Yetaltiania-Jenabranians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arasheynia. The average income tax rate is 23.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Yetaltiania-Jenabranian economy, worth 478 trillion Dramns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 129,696 Dramns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, it's never "just a game" with Yetaltiania-Jenabranian sports fans, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yetaltiania-Jenabran's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Imperial Acolytes.

Yetaltiania-Jenabran is ranked 40,166^th in the world and 55^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,667.47 on the Gilded Widget Scale.