The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.826 billion Yodleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 5,869 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 329,281 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, Emperor Wuff is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the Human Race, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Yodle is ranked 221^st in the world and 1^st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Food Quality, scoring 521.06 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.