The Republic of Youdontidiinowamii is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.384 billion Youdontidiinowamiians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freemarketlandia. The average income tax rate is 22.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Youdontidiinowamiian economy, worth 136 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,162 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Youdontidiinowamii's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Youdontidiinowamii is ranked 104,260^th in the world and 140^th in Crimson Spire for Highest Food Quality, scoring 22.29 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.