The Emirate of Yunussam is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 172 million Yunussians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Spirituality, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 23.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yunussamian economy, worth 17.3 trillion Yunussian Rials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,531 Yunussian Rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yunussam's national animal is the Caracal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yunussam is ranked 128,454^th in the world and 96^th in Hell for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.02 law-abiding acts per hour.