The Republic of Zabrilia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 2.795 billion Zabrilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zabrilia City. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zabrilian economy, worth 286 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,437 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', the government violently suppresses separatist movements, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and the native owl population is in permanent hibernation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zabrilia's national animal is the Rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zabrilia is ranked 230,223^rd in the world and 899^th in Talonia for Fattest Citizens, with 8.33 Obesity Rate.