The Federation of Zaruworldo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jesus with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.839 billion Zaruworldoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Racoonia. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zaruworldoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion Zaworldos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 225,008 Zaworldos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, one complaint of Zaruworldo's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaruworldo's national animal is the Racoon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristianity.

Zaruworldo is ranked 9,540^th in the world and 8^th in Fifth Empire for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,832.99 on the Gilded Widget Scale.