The Federalists state of Zbobistan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Josh Holden with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 7.823 billion Zakistanis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karbad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Zbobistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,330 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 170,043 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,023,012 per year while the poor average 12,746, a ratio of 80.3 to 1.

Josh Holden is quite hard to get a hold of, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zbobistan's national animal is the morbin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zbobistan is ranked 170,554^th in the world and 167^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 47.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.