The Incorporated States of Zeee is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Marksman with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.2 billion Zeeeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johannesburg. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeeean economy, worth 147 trillion CSZ Shmeckles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,195 CSZ Shmeckles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Gun ownership is compulsory, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, ill and injured visitors in Zeee have to walk it off until they return home, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeee's national animal is the African Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Zeee is ranked 169,106^th in the world and 13^th in Federation of Bread for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 66.06 on the Clooney Contribution Index.