The Republic of Zeeo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 590 million Zeeoans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Zeeoan economy, worth 50.6 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,846 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military has gone fission for more funding, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeeo's national animal is the Mockingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zeeo is ranked 97,208^th in the world and 660^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.